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Phelous - Serbian Film by AndrewDickman Phelous - Serbian Film by AndrewDickman
I can't believe he reviewed this one... ^^;
My eyes did not touch a single moment of this film... all i worked off of was a single screenshot and even then I got sick... so if anything, this one was hard to do, heh
I assume it was even harder for Phelous...

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Shark-Demon Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm normally very entertained by this guy but this is the only review I don't think I can watch again.

Though the title card at least made me laugh a little. :)
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Minami-Kousaka Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student General Artist
I'd rather watch Deadman Wonderland than A Serbian Film.
I wonder how will Ganta react to this movie.
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HonorChild Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i own this film... and im 13......
my parents ae worried
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Grey-Flowers Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I watched this when I was 13 so don't feel bad haha.
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Furbs3D Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
lOl

Cute guy! :P

And very cool movie, indeed. Although it is a very commercial horror film... it is awesome! :fuzzydemon:
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burnedloverose Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student General Artist
i watched the trailer for this film i thought it was a joke then my friend told me all about it i laughed because i thought he was kidding about the guy having sex with his dead son at the end and the baby raping part and then i watched this review i was surprised phelous didnt shoot himself in the face after this review.
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Guyverman Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
Just finished watching the movie. It was good, but the baby rape scene turned out being pretty lame. Are there too different cuts to the film?
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toka123 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
serbain films are awesome
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HELLISH-Werewolf Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
O-O I saw the baby scene on youtube . . . . . . .




<_< it wasent as bad as discribed

yet then again the video quality looked like it was filmed with a bar of soap
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PhotoShoter Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LoL I followed the link while sitting in class and when I saw what was in it I just wanted to trow my pc out the window!!!! D:
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ZombiePlatypusRush Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011
...I thought it was a great movie...
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HidanVI Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
This does not fucking represent Serbia. This film is utter shit and I feel sorry for anyone that has to endure it...
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ScyphozoanPrincess Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011
How the hell does Phelous manage to keep his sanity through all these reviews? That's what I'd like to know.

After I saw that review, I felt... dirty. But Phelous actually had to watch the whole satanic-asswipe excuse for a film... *wishes she could teleport to Phelous and hug him for ten minutes straight*
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JKamrath Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
Did you even SEE the movie?
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ScyphozoanPrincess Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
Nope! And it's going to stay that way. *shudder*
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CrucifyTheWolf Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Good Lord possibly one of the most fucked up movies in the world,BESIDES the very unknown "The Room" (Not the Tommy Wiseau one,that's fucking hilarious to watch cause of all the errors).I mean a movie called "The Room" from France directed by Giles Daoust.

...

My god,that movie was fucking horrible.
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MaroBot Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011
If i ware you...all i would draw as a titlecard would be a big pile of corn-filled shit cuz that what this movie is...and as much as i understand its just a movie, director should be skull-fucked through his eye-socket for this piece of garbage.
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OptimusBart09 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011
Seeing the first few minutes of this review was all i needed to see. I mean...WHY!?! You know, i think The Last Airbender, my least favorite film of all time, is starting to look like Citizen Kane compared to this...this. Its a good thing im listening to Gospel Music right now.
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shoyrabbit Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011
Well, considering you actually used a screencap from the movie, you're technically stronger than I am. I didn't even watch the review so much as listen to it. At least you made a nice title card from it. :)
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El-Drago-800 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011
You think the makers of this film saw Mai-Chan's Daily Life and thought "That would make a good film"?
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maxn3 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
DID U DRAW THIS!
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anime1999 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that really stupid cutting Phelous in half
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melissaduck Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I wanted to throw up just from watching that review... oy.
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JayPhilips Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Student General Artist
It's amazing what kind of trash people can come up with, saying it's a "movie" or "art", if you can even call it those.
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carlosRIV232 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011
poor phelous, he really hated this, for real! B-)
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Sorantheman Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011
The argument that the movie is suppsed to be commentray on the Serbian governement = The creators bullshit excuse in order to look smart. I can pull messages like that out of my ass too. Watch and learn, kids:

"2girls1cup" is an artistic piece of work, informing the viewers visualy about the horrors aswell as the ongoing struggles against apartheid. The poop symbolises the lower life standards forced upon those with the "unfortune" of being born of a "lower" group of society. The act of feeding from the same turd symbolises how one of the paths of struggle against apartheid consists of making the best of what little you have due to your "race". The puke symbolises the importance of sharing what little you have with your fellow human under sutch harsh circumstances wile the harmonic music, despite the graphic nature of the video, tries to tell us that no matter what form love takes... it is always benevoent and flled with bliss.

you see? NOW WHERE'S MY PULITZER PRISE?!
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Trelewis3 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
xD It's so fun to do that.

Take the marvelously creative human centipede, for example...
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Sorantheman Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011
Human centipede:
It's about communism....or about the doctor from Auchwits....or how collective travel is trying to milk us from money....

you see how easy this is?
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Trelewis3 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Oh yeah. I personally see it as the relationship between communism and marxism xD
The German doctor represents Karl Marx and his treatment of citizens and foreigners in his policies.
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Bumblebee101 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011
:salute: You, good sir, do deserve a prize. That was a stroke of genius.
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Sorantheman Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011
Nope. That was me simply pulling a bullcrap message out of my hiney. Just like the makers of "A Serbian Film" did.
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KeroKaminaX Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011
my reaction to some of the stuff in that review:

NEW BORN PORN!!? WHY!!!?

WHY IS HE RAPING HIS SON!!? WHY!!? WHY IS HE RAPING HIS FAMILY!!? SERIOUSLY!! I'M NOT GONNA GET OVER THAT. IT'S JUST SO WRONG. MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK!!?
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TheLupineOne Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Student General Artist
It's not "Serbian Film", it's "A Serbian Film". Remember the A!
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AndrewDickman Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Professional Filmographer
you really want to make that argument over A movie that shouldn't even exist?
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HeroicSword Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Good God Almighty.

I've never seen Phelous so incredibly riled and bitter over his subject matter. And for good reason, too!

Some defend it for having an underlying message or commentary, which Phelous vigorously shot down. Y'know, I might, I might buy that if there were any reference, ANY reference at all to the Serbian government, like the director supposed. I see none. As it stands, I don't care to watch the full movie to see any. Even if the makers had a grievance with the Serbian government, even if it were legitimate, I don't feel endeared to their cause by this "artful" movie. There are clever, artistic, intelligent ways of portraying things. This is not one of them.
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Dalon2 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
well...I could say it couldn't get any worse, but I bet there's already someone working on that.
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anime-underdog Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've always loved watching Phelos, and loved seeing your title cards. I read an article on Wikipedia about this film, and I'm not even going to watch the review, because the film...nothing like Serbian film should even EXISTS.
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Gamer28 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
Wow, this movie sounds too horrible to watch. Oh well, time to watch the review.
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CherryOrchid Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
I rather watch ANYTHING from Lars Von Trier than A Serbian Film.
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mariomarc Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
i was getting sick watching that
*breaks into tears*
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Rackenhammer Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ummm....
Wow, I hope no one actually requested it. That would this worse.
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AndrewDickman Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Professional Filmographer
that's the problem, it was
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Rackenhammer Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, dear. Who was that awful person?
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FluffleNeCharka Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011
Phelous said in his review, 'thanks to all the people who requested it', so apparently multiple people thought this was a good idea.
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Kappa-Kook Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
Oh. Did not predict he'd ever touch this. Personally I thought he'd review The House on Haunted Hill remake first.
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atomiccatz Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
:iconmikuru-cryplz::iconfuckedupstorybroplz:My mind is full of never-ending f*ck now!!!! :fear:
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elvenblood Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I watched your review....and now to pour Bleach into my eyes...followed by bashing my head against the wall.
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Tai-Porto Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Student Filmographer
I think I'm gonna watch this!

Brad laugh was awesome!
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Mushroom-Jelly Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
not watching this one

Why the Cinema Snob says "He regretted watching it" you know that you need to avoid that movie
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Dustomega Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
OMG! Even the review made me sick! Damn man! I regret watching this one! I know my icon is smiling but I am not!
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